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09.06.2025 02:08
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Chevy’s C8 Corvette ZR1 Supercar Is Even Faster Than It Expected - Robb Report
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Germany: Cologne evacuation lifted after WWII bombs defused - dw.com
No go.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Sci-fi action-RPG Hell is Us gets PC demo out today on Steam - Eurogamer
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Scientists are experimenting with a completely new approach to combat human aging - Earth.com
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts